The Writer (TW): I can't write this.
Me: Of course you can. Why not?
TW: I'm not interested any more. It's not my thing. I can't do it.
Me: Nonsense! You're the one who came up with it in the first place!
TW: I was wrong. It's unwritable. Don't make me do this. Let's go do something else—something fun. Play a game of Freecell. Watch TV. Read that book you're in the middle of. Not this.
Me: It's not unwritable. It's a good idea. Even Tony thought so.
TW: No it isn't. Tony's wrong. I'm a sham! An imposter! I can't do this!
Me: You're just being dramatic. Of course you can. You've done it before.
TW: I fluked it then.
Me: You did not.
TW: I did! It wasn't me!
Me: Who did I catch pen-handed, then?
TW: (*huffily*) I'll have you know I use today's modern technology—the keyboard.
Me: So you can do it.
TW: No I can't. I just type the letters randomly. I'm very good at looking busy.
Me: Well, that will go down well with the boss.
TW: *Silence*. Oh, all right. But I'm hungry.
Me: Then eat something.
TW: The computer is distracting.
Me: Then put away the keyboard and get some paper and a pen.
TW: *Whining* Nobody loves me.
Me: I do.
TW: You think I'm great?
Me: I think you're very talented.
TW: Hmm, all right ... *rolls up sleeves* ... let's get to work ...
Me: *In an undertone* Me: one. Writer: zero.
Bible: Isaiah (ESV) 28/09/2010
seen: Tropic Thunder 26/09/2010
seen: The Life of Mammals 24/09/2010
seen: What a Girl Wants 19/09/2010
seen: Jerry Maguire 19/09/2010
seen: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 06/09/2010
seen: Tomorrow Never Dies 05/09/2010
seen: Nanny McPhee 28/08/2010
read: Mercury (Hope Larson) 27/08/2010
read: Spellcheckers Vol 1 (Jamie S Rich, Nicolas Hitori de, Joelle Jones) 16/08/2010
read: Solipsistic Pop Vol 2 (Solipsistic Pop) 16/08/2010
read: Chiggers (Hope Larson) 15/08/2010
seen: Josie and the Pussycats 14/08/2010
seen: Mr & Mrs Smith 14/08/2010
seen: Step Up 2 13/08/2010
How to recalibrate the home button on your iPhone.
Unsolicited manuscripts accepted by Pan Macmillan with certain conditions.
Thought Balloon is a group blog in which the writers tackle a new theme every week? month? with one-page scripts. This URL is for their Phonogram ones.
How to sew a zipper on a knitted garment.
Issues organised by tale.
Online magazine that publishes fairy tales that are not reworkings of old tales.
Journal that publishes fairy tale writing.
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You are soooooooo funny!
That could so be me! Heheheehe
Glad I’m not the only one who talks to myself.
Except Me #1 normally wins over Me #2, who is the one which tells the other Me to shut up.